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A Personal Opening Day + Puns for the Occasion

Upon the publishing of this post, I am preparing for my personal ‘opening day’ in a few hours. No, I’m joining a Major League Baseball team (how cool would that be?), I’m literally getting opened via incision in my right shoulder to release my entrapped suprascapular nerve.

Yeah, that atrophy thing I wrote about a couple months ago will hopefully be on its way to getting rectified with this surgery. Going Mom will be my escort to and from the hospital as G-Ma stays home to watch darling little girl. Whom, by the way, just took one big bittersweet step in growingup-ville with her new Naturepedic big kid bed.

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It doesn’t seem that long ago when I wrote about our first days of putting her in the crib. Seriously, this parenting thing takes a major emotional toll! I guess on the bright side, snuggling with her for a nap will be much easier than it was in the crib.

Testing out the crib on my birthday.

Anyway, *wipes tear from eye* back on track now. The surgery will be an outpatient procedure, so I get to go home the same day. Hopefully the anesthesia doesn’t make me too crazy or anything. I’d hate for Avery to see Daddy in some weird altered state that scares her or something. I might go crazy from lack of food alone since there’s no eating or drinking (even water) after midnight the night before and my opening day procedure doesn’t start until almost noon.

I’ve always been a fan of fasting, so at least it’s not a new thing to endure. And no getting the area wet for three days after means I won’t have a real shower until Saturday, but I’ll be sure to soak in a bath. You’re welcome, wife. 🙂

Once I’m able to get back in the groove of things, I have a little week long vacation to the Outer Banks I want to write about. Until then, I guess I’ll just depend on my trusty standby content of puns. And why not? They’re freakin’ awesome. Even the ones that elicit a sickly groan still bring a smile to the face……usually.

Since doctors, hospitals, and other medical areas are on the mind, today’s puns will be in these categories.

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  • I had to drink food coloring after losing a bet. Luckily, I’m not sick, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
  • Listening to a brain surgeon and anaesthesiologist talk is mind numbing.
  • They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
  • An editor went to the doctor for help with his poor circulation.
  • The brain surgeon refused to take no for an answer, so I gave him a piece of my mind.
  • Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
  • A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
  • My hematologist said my outlook is good since I’m a B Positive type.
  • A doctor drank while putting on patients’ casts. He was soon plastered.
  • A surgeon’s comments are incisive remarks.
  • After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.
  • I couldn’t decide which of two physicians to see. It was a paradox.
  • It was really crowded at the diet doctor’s office but then it thinned out.

What’s the Most Stressful Part of Vacation?

What’s up with vacations sometimes creating more stress than usual? Does vacation stress you out more than you’d incur had you not gone at all?

Of course, factors such as duration, destination, and who you’re vacationing with play a big role which will make stress levels vary. Luckily, we enjoyed the destination, Corolla, NC in the Outer Banks, and who we vacationed with, my wife, daughter, mom, brother, aunt, uncle, three cousins, and grandma.

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Missing my oldest cousin, Nick, in this pic, but everyone else is present.

For us, it seemed to be the duration that took a toll. Don’t get me wrong, the time there was great, but it seems like more things to do pops up on our mental checklist for when we get home. It didn’t help that we returned to a home full of pee spots and hair patches left by  the stupid cat I refuse to claim. I don’t care how funny it is to watch him chase laser pointers, he needs to go.

But it’s not just pets, it’s the getting back in the groove of things, stocking a bare fridge and pantry (especially important when you cook all of your meals!), setting the old nap and bedtime routine for kids, unpacking, cleaning, etc. While packing for and planning vacation has it’s own stressors, the looming return back to reality is the real kicker. Sometimes you gotta ask…..it worth it?

You bet it is!

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Especially when it’s with family you rarely see and in a beautiful area like around The Outer Banks. Make no mistake, coming home to a mess makes us question things sometimes, but there’s no doubt that going on vacation is still worth it all.

I wrote a post using an app on my Samsung that was scheduled to publish on the day of our return, but as luck would have it, something messed up. I was able to track it down and have it right below. Still working on returning to homeostasis around here, but, as you will find out other factors are not making it easy. Once things settle down, I’ll work on getting a day to day recap of the trip.

What stresses you out the most about vacation?


We’re on our way back from our week long family beach vacation at the Outer Banks in Corolla, NC. Lots of fun and memories were had during our stay. We loved being in such a relaxing place and watching Avery soak up her first time at the ocean.

 

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But all good things must come to end, and that’s probably for the best. Our poor little girl’s recurring staph issue reared its ugly head which put a damper on the last few days of vacation, but she never let it her down.

Raising arms high while in a sand hole

 

Well, besides down in a hole in the sand. Going Mom and I were bothered more than her. Now we have the stubborn staph along with my shoulder surgery to deal with.

I made good use of my two good arms by playing in the ocean and kayaking before I’m down to just one for a few months. Here’s hoping for a fast and full recovery. Avery’s healing kisses will certainly help!

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With that said, my recap of vacation might be a bit delayed, but it will happen. Just need to figure our what typing will be like after my shoulder goes under the knife.

More pics and stories to come about our little family vacation.

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The Outer Banks: Pics From My Phone

We are having a blast at The Outer Banks with the family! Avery’s first ocean experience has been a success. We’re still here living it up, but just wanted to share some pics of the trip so far.

More details of the vacation will come later, but for now, enjoy!

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Our sleeping arrangements, I’m on the top bunk.

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The obligatory Outer Banks beach family selfie.

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My brother Preston / Uncle P, said he applied sunscreen. I think he missed a few spots.

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Avery soaking up the ocean air.

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Digging to China with G-Ma. We gave up before seeing pandas, but it was a good hole for her first time in the sand.

This is taking a long time, so I’m done for now. We’re heading back to the beach and possibly kayaking with Avery (another first), so hopefully I’ll have more great pics of our Outer Banks vacation to come.