Category Archives: Puns

I’m A Little Pail – Funny Shirt For Kids and Adults

I had high hopes for my “See Ya Later Excavator” Teespring campaign, but it just ended with zero purchases. Zero! But no worries, I’m branching out with a funny shirt that’s perfect for kids and adults alike.

Taking my love of puns and desire to spread the laughs (and groans) associated with them, shirts are the perfect outlet. Instead of Teespring, I’ve moved on to Skreened to create and sell the shirts I design.

My shop, conveniently named Going Dad, has a few excavator designs that would make a great funny shirt gift for boys and girls of all ages. I’ll share the small collection of excavator shirts soon, but I wanted to showcase my first non-excavator creation. Integrating a pun one liner I enjoy and a little artwork done by yours truly, I present to you my “I’m a little pail.” funny shirt.

Funny, right? It truly is a little pail, but also looks a bit queasy as if it were pale. Ahhh, the wonderful play on words, I love it!

As time passes, I’ll share more of what I create. I already have a new one waiting to be approved. For a little hint of what it is, it’s another pun and talks about naked people. Don’t worry, it’s not obscene.

If you or someone you know enjoys puns, please share my store and think about getting one (or a few) for yourself and as gifts. Any feedback/requests are welcome too.

Boys Just Want to Have Pun

Okay, I’m sure girls want to have pun too. But since I’m a guy, it the title only made sense. Either way, when it comes to puns, they just, well…..

Mouse Clicker Pun

I’ve racked up a few puns since the last pun post and it’s time to share. Groan, moan, laugh, cry, or stare with a blank look, whatever you do, hope at least one elicits a little smirk on your face.

  • I tried to think of a geology joke but the good ones Argon. I felt boulder and tried digging deeper, but that created too much pressure and I’ve hit rock bottom. Guess I took telling jokes for granite.
  • When the lost artist wandered into a war zone, he drew fire.
  • Finding a guard you can trust takes sentries.
  • Finding a good marionette to buy is complicated, there’s too many strings attached.
  • Chemistry teachers love giving periodic pop quizzes to their students.
  • I quit working at the sunglasses business because things seemed a little shady and my future felt dim.
  • War photographers shoot as many people as they want and know to never use a cannon.
  • Translators for the deaf perform an outstanding service, you have to hand it them.
  • There was a major conference on apathy, but no one cared to attend.
  • The newly hired oil rig crew quickly lost interest in their job when they found drilling was just boring.
  • Ever since the business owner needed more room for parking, he’s had a lot on his mind.
  • The elderly photographer tried to transition from using film to going digital, but nothing developed.
  • I asked my friend why he auditioned to cast in a water play without me. He said “I’m too swamped but meant to run it bayou since we’re on the same stream.” But it was too little too lake, his statement didn’t seem reel.
  • The tortillas tried forming a rock band, but ended up wrapping instead.
  • Throwing a cat out the window makes kitty litter.
  • Tennis players grunt too much when they play, I can’t stand all of the racket.
  • I saw Tony Stark looking upset at the doctor’s office because he just found out he had anemia. I heard his friend, James Rhodes, tell him, “You need some iron, man.”
  • Seeing all of the horses was scary at first, but everything kept stable since we didn’t stirrup any trouble.
  • She was scared when she found a skeleton her boyfriend’s closet, but he was just trying tibia a little humerus. He really gets under her skin.

If you liked these enough, please share with others. My blog is feeling a little down and could use some share love. Thanks in advance!

Random Pinterest Puns

Pinterest puns are awesome. Even if they suck, they’re still awesome. As a lover of puns, I did the dirty work and sorted through the crap (maybe) to find some of the better puns on Pinterest.

As a warmup, let’s start with something light

1.Match Pinterest Puns

2.Goose Bumps Puns

3.Math Problems_Magazine Issues_Puns

4.Recreational Drugs Puns

5.Fault Puns

6.Coffee Mugged Pun

7.Complex Carbohydrates Pun

8.AA Battery puns

9.Plain Tie Pun

10.Seal Broken Pun

Posts like these are perfect to read over when you’re having a difficult day or simply want to laugh/groan. Hope you enjoyed!